I just went on the biggest rant about someone and I felt like it wasn’t enough.

This someone is using my roommate as a sex toy that couldn’t possibly feel any wear and tear.

But is dating someone else

And then felt the need to clean my kitchen and bitch about me like I wasn’t sitting 10 feet away from him.

Alright kid

Either have your cake. Or eat it.

You cannot have a pristine cake while eating it and shoving it up your ass at the same time.

sarkhan-volkswagen:

playing palinchron in EDH

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datdumbartist:

I have never related so much to comic before

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ladyavenger:

64kbps:

64kbps:

can firebenders bend hot people

18k notes and i still havent got a simple “yes/no” i fucking hate this website

yes

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I WANT THIS ON A SHIRT

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captainstormwind:

the truth is out there.

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ju-ke:

i’m tasteless but so is water and we all need that

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patrickthomson:

this is your periodic reminder that old-timey medicines did not fuck around

patrickthomson:

this is your periodic reminder that old-timey medicines did not fuck around

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